glasses-of-doom:

mcrfreak94:

shestayssblunt:

tomhiddlesun:

glasses-of-doom:

the-silence:

my doctor asked me earlier if I was pregnant obviously I said no, then he turned around and said ‘well how do you know without a test?’

I was like I know because no one has stuck their penis in my vagina.

but what if

im so done with you people

HAHHAHHAHAHHAHHhhaha DeAd

Still my favorite post on Tumblr.

Last time I checked this had like 20,000 notes what the fuck happened

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

tony-starks-beard:

if there was ever a metaphor for my life

this is it

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

heavenweather:

ha

ibelieveinthewinchesterbrothers:

pure-purgatory:

organicapplepie:

just-beneath-these-skinny-jeans:

flooriduh:

he broke the glass

is that bobby singer

that made this post 473289 times funnier

IS THAT BOBBY SINGER

You can just hear him say, “Balls!”

nailpolishbreath:

awesomephilia:

They look so peaceful when they’re sleeping. 

this is it

this is the post that has killed me

bootylicious-buggy:

roguesquirrel:

sparklegenocide:

busket:

sassshanatalie:

this is fucking awesome. great idea.

one of them is hot sauce

One of them should be soy sauce.

Once of them should be vanilla extract.

mishapslikesinkingships:

between-letters:

This wins the internet today.

i am crying at this post lmfao

invodkawetrust:

I CAN’T BREATHE

meagliz:

so—gr0ss:

im going to fucking piss myself HOLY SHIT