I don't care, I don't care, I do what I want
Hello friend, are you having a bad night?

glasses-of-doom:

mcrfreak94:

shestayssblunt:

tomhiddlesun:

glasses-of-doom:

the-silence:

my doctor asked me earlier if I was pregnant obviously I said no, then he turned around and said ‘well how do you know without a test?’

I was like I know because no one has stuck their penis in my vagina.

but what if

image

im so done with you people

HAHHAHHAHAHHAHHhhaha DeAd

Still my favorite post on Tumblr.

Last time I checked this had like 20,000 notes what the fuck happened

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

tony-starks-beard:
if there was ever a metaphor for my life
this is it


This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

tony-starks-beard:

if there was ever a metaphor for my life

this is it

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

heavenweather:

ha
ibelieveinthewinchesterbrothers:


pure-purgatory:

organicapplepie:

just-beneath-these-skinny-jeans:

flooriduh:

he broke the glass

is that bobby singer

that made this post 473289 times funnier

IS THAT BOBBY SINGER

You can just hear him say, “Balls!”

ibelieveinthewinchesterbrothers:

pure-purgatory:

organicapplepie:

just-beneath-these-skinny-jeans:

flooriduh:

he broke the glass

is that bobby singer

that made this post 473289 times funnier

IS THAT BOBBY SINGER

You can just hear him say, “Balls!”

nailpolishbreath:

awesomephilia:

They look so peaceful when they’re sleeping. 

this is it
this is the post that has killed me

nailpolishbreath:

awesomephilia:

They look so peaceful when they’re sleeping. 

this is it

this is the post that has killed me

bootylicious-buggy:

roguesquirrel:

sparklegenocide:


busket:


sassshanatalie:


this is fucking awesome. great idea.


one of them is hot sauce


One of them should be soy sauce.




Once of them should be vanilla extract.

bootylicious-buggy:

roguesquirrel:

sparklegenocide:

busket:

sassshanatalie:

this is fucking awesome. great idea.

one of them is hot sauce

One of them should be soy sauce.

Once of them should be vanilla extract.

mishapslikesinkingships:

between-letters:

This wins the internet today.

i am crying at this post lmfao

invodkawetrust:

I CAN’T BREATHE